What do a sexy fruit bowl and a designer tote bag have in common?

Nothing, except that I wouldn't have seen these things if my old man hadn't slapped my butt that stormy morning to wake me up. Ain't that how all entertaining stories begin?

Mix together dumpster diving, investing in old storage units, and a dabble of online English tutoring.

What do we get? Nothing really, except that our church-going neighbors are freaks in hiding, and nearly anyone will pay to listen to a Delta gal talk.